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"I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS
> > 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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> > 2! .) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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> > 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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> > 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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> > 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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> > 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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> > 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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> > 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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> > 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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> > 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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> > 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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> > 12.) Super glue is forever.
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> > 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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> > 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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> > 15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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> > 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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> > 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving..
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> > 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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> > 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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> > 20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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> > 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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> > 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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> > 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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> > 24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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> > 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll remember this story:
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop.Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk:
' Dddoo youu hhhave ddiilldos?' The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:
Yes we do have dildos. A ctually we carry many different models.The old woman then asks:
'Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a pppinkk onne, tttenn inchessss llong aand aabbou t twooinchess ththiick... aaand rruns by bbaatteries?
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